Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Happy Birthday Wayne!

It's Wayne Gretzky's 50th birthday this week and my gift to him is to, once and for all, prove that he is the best athlete to ever play any sport. It's actually quite easy. I could do it with just the next sentence.

If Wayne Gretzky never scored a goal, he'd still be the NHL's all-time leading points scorer.

Boom! Done.

Gretzky had 1,963 assists in his career.

1.Wayne Gretzky—1,963 (assists only)
2.Mark Messier—1,887 (goals + assists)
3.Gordie Howe—1,850 (goals + assists)
If that isn't amazing enough, Wayne Gretzky scored the most goals of all-time, too—894!

Case closed. Game over. So, that makes it:

•Wayne Gretzky—2,857 (goals + assists)
A whopping 970 more points than anyone ever! Absolute bananas. Just the extra 970 points is more than the career totals of:

•Maurice Richard—965 (goals + assists) Hall of Fame
•Chris Chelios—948 (goals + assists) And he played like 40 seasons.
•Bobby Orr—915 (goals + assists) Hall of Fame

If that wasn't enough:

•Wayne Gretzky is the only player ever to score 200 points in a season—and he did it four times.
•He won the MVP (Hart Memorial Trophy) eight years in a row. Nine times total.
•His teams won the Stanley Cup four times.
•His jersey number, 99, is retired by every single team in the NHL.
•His list of achievements go on and on and on...
•No steroids. No scandals. Just the most incredible athlete ever.

Picks Year to Date

NFL
C-Murder 35-28-5
Bert Kolson 40-35-6
Sef Sam Holy 36-33-3
Monster 27-37-4

College
Scott 26-17
Sef Sam Holy 25-21
Blake Witzman 7-10

Friday, November 18, 2011

Tim Tebow and Our Weekend Picks

I don’t know if I would bet that Tim Tebow’s success will sustain itself over the course of an NFL career but it’s been really fun to watch, and root for, this year.  I’m hoping the Broncos end up winning the Super Bowl so haters like Trent Dilfer, the worst person in the world on ESPN, eats a big bowl of crow and maybe gets fired for being so consistently wrong about everything he predicts. 

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that next offseason, Tebow works on his passing ability.  Let him start completing just 50% of his passes and he might just turn out to be legit. 

Here’s some fun information:

Tim Tebow’s career numbers
5-3 (8 starts)
12TD 4INT
1,363 yards passing
615 yards rushing
9 rushing TD’s

Last night he drove 95 yards on a Jets defense, that had only allowed 2 first downs through 54 minutes, in 5 minutes to lead the Broncos to a 17-13 win that was capped off by a 20 yard TD run against an all-out blitz.  The legend continues to grow and I continue to be interested. 

Week 11 NFL Picks

Bengals +7 at Ravens
Sef Sam Holy – Ravens
Bert Kolson – Bengals
Monster - Ravens

Bills +1 at Dolphins
Sef Sam Holy – Bills
Bert Kolson – Bills
Monster - Dolphins

Jaguars (Pk) at Browns
Sef Sam Holy – Jags
Bert Kolson – Jags
Monster - Jags

Panthers +7 at Lions
Sef Sam Holy – Lions
Bert Kolson – Panthers
Monster - Lions

Raiders -1 at Vikings
Sef Sam Holy – Raiders
Bert Kolson – Raiders
Monster - Raiders

Bucs +14.5 at Packers
Sef Sam Holy – Packers
Bert Kolson – Bucs
Monster - Packers

Cowboys -8 at Redskins
Sef Sam Holy – Cowboys
Bert Kolson – Cowboys
Monster - Cowboys

Cardinals +10 at 49ers
Sef Sam Holy – 49ers
Bert Kolson – Cardinals
Monster – 49ers

Seahawks +3 at Rams
Sef Sam Holy – Rams
Bert Kolson – Rams
Monster - Rams

Chargers +4 at Bears
Sef Sam Holy – Chargers
Bert Kolson – Bears
Monster - Bears

Eagles +4 at Giants
Sef Sam Holy – Giants
Bert Kolson – Eagles
Monster - Giants

Chiefs +15 at Pats
Sef Sam Holy – Chiefs
Bert Kolson – Chiefs
Monster – Pats

Year to Date
C-Murder – 30-22-4
Bert Kolson – 36-28-5
Sef Sam Holy – 33-25-2
Monster – 22-32-3

Week 12 College Picks

16 Nebraska +3.5 at 18 Michigan
Sef Sam Holy – Nebraska
Blake Witzman – Nebraska
Scott - Nebraska

21 Penn State +7 at Ohio State
Sef Sam Holy – Penn State
Blake Witzman – Penn State
Scott – Penn State

Miami -1 at South Florida
Sef Sam Holy – South Florida
Blake Witzman – Miami
Scott – Miami

USC +15 at 4 Oregon
Sef Sam Holy – Oregon
Blake Witzman – Oregon
Scott - USC

5 Oklahoma -16 at 22 Baylor
Sef Sam Holy – Baylor
Blake Witzman – Oklahoma
Scott - Baylor

Year to Date
Scott – 23-15
Sef Sam Holy – 23-18
Blake Witzman – 5-7

Friday, November 11, 2011

Week 11 College Football Picks and Ruining Your Friday

I was honestly going to write something about how I’m sick of hearing about this Penn State story yesterday but C-Murder told me to read the Grand Jury report before I posted what I had to say.  I read the Grand Jury report and will now not post what I was going to say.  It really is the sickest thing I’ve ever read and feel like I’m going to be scared for life because of it.  It’s all I’ve thought about all day and now I can see why everyone is talking about it everywhere you look.  There are going to be more disgusting details that will surface about this, we will have something for you soon on what we think of this awful, awful situation. 

If you want to read it yourself, google “Jerry Sandusky Grand Jury” and the Washington Post will have something for you with either the first or second link.  Sorry to ruin your Friday, here are me and Blake’s Week 11 College Football Picks. 

10 Virginia Tech -1.5 at 21 Georgia Tech*
Sef Sam Holy – Va Tech
Blake Witzman – Va Tech

19 Nebraska -3.5 at 12 Penn State
Sef Sam Holy – Nebraska
Blake Witzman - Nebraska

20 Auburn +13 at 15 Georgia
Sef Sam Holy – Georgia
Blake Witzman - Georgia

24 Michigan -1 at Illinois
Sef Sam Holy – Michigan
Blake Witzman - Illinois

Miami +9 at Florida State
Sef Sam Holy – FSU
Blake Witzman - FSU

7 Oregon +3.5 at 4 Stanford
Sef Sam Holy – Oregon
Blake Witzman – Stanford

*Swear on my momma we picked this game yesterday

Year to Date
Scott – 23-15
Sef Sam Holy – 19-16
Blake Witzman – 3-3

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Lovie Adjusting: Season to Season, Game to Game, Series to Series

The Stubbornness Era

Lovie Smith resurrected the Bears in 2005 and took the 2006 team to a Super Bowl with legitimate talent.  Lovie was stubborn; he had a simple scheme and old school football philosophy that he wouldn’t abandon.

His team ran the ball, did their best to limit errors from their “game manager” (QB), emphasized “takeaways”, and shortened the field with great special teams.

Those Bears teams had defensive talent that we will never forget.  Lance Briggs, Brian Urlacher, Mike Brown, Tommie Harris, Nathan Vasher, Mark Anderson put up ridiculous stats and the unit was producing turnovers and winning games.  The scheme meshed perfectly with the talent and success followed.  Stubbornness worked.  Lovie’s system worked.

Fast Forward to 2009.

The Bear’s best players were either fading away or disappearing all together.  On the defensive side of the ball, Mike Brown was gone, Tommie Harris would never be the same, and Urlacher sustained a season ending wrist injury.

The offensive side was in equally bad shape.  Matt Forte was hobbled and our line began their major decline.  Olin Kreutz was now officially old, slow , and undersized.  Johnathan Tait retired unexpectedly, the $15 million signing of Orlando Pace failed miserably, and Chris Williams was shuffled around in his “rookie” (injured most of 2008) season while looking out of place.

The reality hit us as fans, and it hit Lovie.  That generation of Bears had come to an end.  Highlighting the decline of our aging core of players was the concurrent ineffectiveness of our GM Jerry Angelo.  Very little new talent was coming in.

On to 2010: Lovie Adjusts

Lovie’s Cover-2 scheme needs real talent at certain positions, specifically from the interior defensive line and safety positions.  The Cover-2 could still be effective without Harris, Brown, Vasher, Anderson (remember his 12 sack season?), and an aging Urlacher, but it was no longer the type of dominant defense that would dictate the use of such a simple offensive philosophy.  Lovie realized that he now had a team that needed points from the offense to win games.  

Back in the day, he could run the ball a few times, grind the clock, punt the ball, and the defense would take over the game.  Those days were gone.

In firing Ron Turner, Lovie essentially fired his own offensive game plan.  Lovie and his current offensive staff had no experience in creating an offense scheme around a talented quarterback and, subsequently, made the Mike Martz hire.  

Give Lovie credit, not specifically for hiring Mike Martz, but for admitting he needed help.  His original players were gone and he adjusted.

The hiring of Mike Martz and the thought that he could bring the “greatest show on turf” here to Chicago had its own set of issues.  Martz’ overzealous faith in his offensive scheme backfired, the line failed, Angelo failed in obtaining the necessary talent, and Lovie thankfully pulled back the reigns.  He forced Martz to scale back the offense, limit the hits on Jay Cutler, and run the ball.  Lovie inaugurated the adjustment.

Led by Lovie Smith, the Bears now had two coaches with two stubborn schemes, both understanding the limits of their personnel and adapting to what they have.  While other contending teams were able to maintain their game plan and replace veterans with new talent from the draft, the Bears were forced to adapt their game plan around their weaknesses. 

If you look at the lack of talent on the 2010 team, and in hindsight, how lost the Bears were at the beginning of 2010, you realize how much Lovie Smith has developed as an NFL head coach.  That team had absolutely no business winning the NFC North and beating the Green Bay Packers.  He may be one of the worst at throwing the red flag, he shows no emotion on the sidelines, and has a boring personality, but you could never argue that his team didn’t have his back.  

From the very beginning, the Bears played hard for Lovie, but that’s only half the battle. 2010 proved he is much more than a nice guy with a simple scheme, he was willing to change with the game, and change with his team. 

2011

You know the story; the Bears came out of the gate with a great win against Atlanta and then proceeded to revert back to early 2010 form.  The line was lost, injuries hit, and Mike Martz got away from the revised Martz offense, and the Bears weren’t running the ball enough with their best playmaker, Matt Forte.  

Lovie once again initiated the adjustments and made tough decisions (release of Chris Harris) that have resurrected this team with minimal talent.

Mike Martz will still have his flashes of craziness (see Wildcat) but he too has taken Lovie’s lead and shown the ability to adapt.  The Bears are calling more roll outs to take advantage of Jay’s gun-slinging ability.  Cutler has had good games in the past, but he has never looked as comfortable as he has, specifically the last two weeks.  Yes it’s the line giving protection, but the line is performing better because defenses aren’t sure what’s coming.   If the Bears run, defenses aren’t sure if it’s up the middle, a toss play pulling linemen, or power run on the edge.  If the Bears pass, defenses can no longer tee off on Cutler by assuming he is going to be in the pocket taking seven steps, rolling out, or throwing a screen.   Time will tell if we can continue executing, but for now our offense is showing signs of being dynamic.  

2011 also has marked a first for Lovie, the willingness to adapt on the defensive side of the ball. 

Old Lovie stuck with his scheme with minimal adjustments, regardless of the team they were playing, the situation, or field position.  As a result, the Bears would always fare well against certain offenses, but always play poorly against others.

We are now seeing Lovie and his staff adjusting from game to game, from half to half, and from series to series, and its been fun to watch.  The talent at certain positions is still far from perfect, but the synergy on defense that Lovie seems to have discovered looks like it could be here to stay.

The Adjustment Era

The bottom line is that Jerry Angelo has given Lovie (and us Bears fans) a team that that really has had no business winning more than 6 games the last couple of years.  Rather than multiple weeks of Sunday football indifference, we have football to be excited about.  Lovie has given us football when Jerry has tried to take it away, and for that I am adjusting what I think of Lovie Smith as a football coach. 

Monday, November 7, 2011

Let's Get Random!

Some random thoughts about the sporting world from the past week or so.

The Alabama LSU game was the best game I’ve ever watched where the only scoring was 5 field goals. 

Even though the Honey Badger didn’t do a whole lot (except for taking out Alabama’s Dre Kirkpatrick on a play he will get suspended for), Tyrann Mathieu is still my favorite player in all of college football. 

Oregon Stanford this weekend is going to be awesome.

Denard Robinson shouldn’t be playing quarterback at Michigan anymore.

Oklahoma State is not going to finish the season undefeated.

I don’t know much about what is going on with the latest Penn State and Jerry Sandusky but it sounds really terrible.  Sandusky was apparently molesting high school football players in the shower at his camps.  No joke here, the book he wrote was called, “Touched.” 

The NHL is really awesome and I think Versus/NBC does a great job covering it.  I really wish more people cared about hockey. 

Losing the Vancouver last night was really disappointing but seeing how good the Blackhawks are going to be this year has me not missing the Bulls as much as I probably should.

Steven Stamkos, for my money, is better than Sidney Crosby.

I believe this lockout is helping the Bulls more than any other team in the NBA.  D Rose is so much of the Bulls offense that playing a shortened season is only going to help him when the playoffs start.  Rose’s legs will stay fresh and we shouldn’t see him run out of gas come late 
May like we did last season.

This lockout has made me hate David Stern.

College basketball is going to make me not miss the NBA as much.  I’m not a huge college basketball guy but this seems like a great opportunity to get to know it better. 

The thing I’m worried about more than anything with the Bears Eagles game tonight is the fact that I probably won’t go to bed until 11.  I still love the Bears and hope they win, I just think I’m getting really old.

I think the Bears are going to lose by 2 touchdowns. 

Chris Johnson is the reason I’m 5-4 instead of 7-2.

Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson are the reasons why I’m 5-4 instead of 3-6. 

Theo Epstein taking over the Cubs didn’t make me nervous at first, but now, after watching him hold press conferences and conducting business the way he is doing so, is making me think the Cubs could be legit moving forward. 

I really hope Albert Pujols doesn’t sign with the Cubs.

Robin Venture looks like Jesse Isenburg.